Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 05, 2024

The only way the stakes could be higher would be if the cows were loose in the marijuana field.

Wow. Such harsh trash talk.

Marty going for the Wolfman Jack look. Or is that Wolfman Jerk?

Coach, is that before you got drunk, or after?

Fox used autos, fine wines, and spirits

What a line! What a shock! Alert the national media! … What a crock.

Perm gets pinched in the gut by a disgruntled yute and he develops a macho, tough guy persona? I think he weeps watching Alan Alda.

No Marty, we are not listening to WDIG Radio just like all your other non-listeners out there.

This is a satire on “Gil Thorp,” right?

Vito from Goshen (silent partner in Fox Auto) is expecting a busload of “students” from Chicago to help fill out the squad. More thugs (especially on the D-line) equal more victories. One of Vito’s coaching tips to victory.

It is ON! Tilden and their fleet of 1984 Plymouth Voyagers have reserved last place based on those remarks.

Big deal. If MILFord is going to be second in the Valley, someone has to finish first.

coach kim cant get equal time on wdig because he has to wash dishes

korean nightmare nail salon drops all advertising on wdig

gil begs henry just focus on marty for three weeks i wanna go fishing with crankshaft

That’s Fox Used Auto — where Coach Nonads shops every time a gang of Girl Scouts steals his ride.

I thought he looked him in the eye, or in the forehead, as he weaved back and forth, and said something more like, “You shthink you’re better than me? Gil f***ing Thorp! Milford sssucksss!” as he turned and tripped over a barstool. And speaking of alternate realities, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/09/05/master-criminal/

Tomorrow: Marty hands a cassette recording of the interviews to the national media, hoping it’ll get him a bigger and better job. The national media pauses, and then laughs in unison.

Coach No-nads… what a doosh… put some extra pressure on your players

So in mentoring Coach Nonads, Luke turned Coach Nonads into the old Luke? Or am I mixing up my side characters?

Marty will start a POD cast soon for all his greatest interviews.

I can’t handle all this action-packed drama. How long before Gilly takes ol’ one-eye to the optometrist again?

Can the writing get any worse? And, no Henry, that is not a suggestion.

P 4 (moon): “… and stay tuned! …still to come! Our prank phone call of the day and our second date update!…”

Opposing coach calling out Gil at the bar at the COTY ceremony, then going on Marty’s show to further it. Where have I seen this before? Coach NoNads to be on Gil’s staff in a year