Vito from Goshen (silent partner in Fox Auto) is expecting a busload of “students” from Chicago to help fill out the squad. More thugs (especially on the D-line) equal more victories. One of Vito’s coaching tips to victory.
I thought he looked him in the eye, or in the forehead, as he weaved back and forth, and said something more like, “You shthink you’re better than me? Gil f***ing Thorp! Milford sssucksss!” as he turned and tripped over a barstool. And speaking of alternate realities, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
Tomorrow: Marty hands a cassette recording of the interviews to the national media, hoping it’ll get him a bigger and better job. The national media pauses, and then laughs in unison.
Opposing coach calling out Gil at the bar at the COTY ceremony, then going on Marty’s show to further it. Where have I seen this before? Coach NoNads to be on Gil’s staff in a year
Need coffee 14 days ago
The only way the stakes could be higher would be if the cows were loose in the marijuana field.
wooleys2001 14 days ago
Wow. Such harsh trash talk.
Klubble 14 days ago
Marty going for the Wolfman Jack look. Or is that Wolfman Jerk?
tractorguy99 13 days ago
Coach, is that before you got drunk, or after?
Ichabod Ferguson 13 days ago
Fox used autos, fine wines, and spirits
John543 13 days ago
What a line! What a shock! Alert the national media! … What a crock.
bearwku82 13 days ago
Perm gets pinched in the gut by a disgruntled yute and he develops a macho, tough guy persona? I think he weeps watching Alan Alda.
Gil-doh! 13 days ago
No Marty, we are not listening to WDIG Radio just like all your other non-listeners out there.
Ignatz Premium Member 13 days ago
This is a satire on “Gil Thorp,” right?
Bluedarter 13 days ago
Vito from Goshen (silent partner in Fox Auto) is expecting a busload of “students” from Chicago to help fill out the squad. More thugs (especially on the D-line) equal more victories. One of Vito’s coaching tips to victory.
James St. John Smythe 13 days ago
It is ON! Tilden and their fleet of 1984 Plymouth Voyagers have reserved last place based on those remarks.
Gil-doh! 13 days ago
Big deal. If MILFord is going to be second in the Valley, someone has to finish first.
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
coach kim cant get equal time on wdig because he has to wash dishes
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
korean nightmare nail salon drops all advertising on wdig
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
gil begs henry just focus on marty for three weeks i wanna go fishing with crankshaft
KazDojo 13 days ago
That’s Fox Used Auto — where Coach Nonads shops every time a gang of Girl Scouts steals his ride.
Mopman 13 days ago
I thought he looked him in the eye, or in the forehead, as he weaved back and forth, and said something more like, “You shthink you’re better than me? Gil f***ing Thorp! Milford sssucksss!” as he turned and tripped over a barstool. And speaking of alternate realities, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/09/05/master-criminal/
That kid with Marfan 13 days ago
Tomorrow: Marty hands a cassette recording of the interviews to the national media, hoping it’ll get him a bigger and better job. The national media pauses, and then laughs in unison.
Irish53 13 days ago
Coach No-nads… what a doosh… put some extra pressure on your players
That kid with Marfan 13 days ago
So in mentoring Coach Nonads, Luke turned Coach Nonads into the old Luke? Or am I mixing up my side characters?
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] 13 days ago
Marty will start a POD cast soon for all his greatest interviews.
rpaul33 13 days ago
I can’t handle all this action-packed drama. How long before Gilly takes ol’ one-eye to the optometrist again?
ComicsLover1965 13 days ago
Can the writing get any worse? And, no Henry, that is not a suggestion.
Irish53 13 days ago
P 4 (moon): “… and stay tuned! …still to come! Our prank phone call of the day and our second date update!…”
jslabotnik 13 days ago
Opposing coach calling out Gil at the bar at the COTY ceremony, then going on Marty’s show to further it. Where have I seen this before? Coach NoNads to be on Gil’s staff in a year