Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 01, 2024

Of course…

You use to go to college to get a lot of knowledge but now it just seems to protest against some liberal agenda.

all the graduates are wiseguys

They offer a major in “Minding Your Own Business” and a minor in “Keep A Lid On It”…

After seven years in college, with that magic piece of paper clutched triumphantly in my fist, the best job I was able to get was night watchman on a sewer project in Babylon, N.Y. guarding a hole in the ground to prevent anyone from stealing it. God bless the educational system!” Spider Robinson

The degree from “None of Your Business” seeks out obscure jobs far and wide to ensure your privacy!

Ssssssshhh!

She won’t be saying a word, because she doesn’t have a mouth, in this picture!

And your tax dollars are paying for it

The school song is Forbidden Games. :)

The Art of Grifting and double bookeeping are Majors.

Who asked …?

( Whatsamatter U & all their Allmamatters )

Funny…..