Red and Rover by Brian Basset for September 02, 2024

Open mouth, insert foot, Red. We all do it.

I think Red is having his first lesson in relationships ever… “a fly never gets into a closed mouth” – Chinese proverb.

It won’t be easy talking on the phone with that size 6 P.F.Flyer in your mouth, Red.

Oops, wrong number!

Uh oh. I fear Red is in mucho trouble!

Oh the drama, hope tomorrow will be a follow up.

sorry red, it’s too late,

Really did not mean it that way……

LOL.. Red is young and just learning how girls think. It’s a rough ride, Red.

Again, one sentence too many, even for Red!

Red’s Ruby days may be over.

Don’t make a scientist mad…..

Red learns, at an early age, that whatever he says is wrong.

Lesson #1

ooooooops

First lesson … NEVER call any girl fat ( even if, per chance, she is ) … ;)

Best never to liken your girlfriend to a dump truck.

I could REALLY hear this flying over the ol’ olive green phone just like the ol’ 70’s Sitcom!!

Check out the phone. We had appliances that color

We’ve seen Ruby; she’s no closer to fat than Red.

Whoops! Always cover the mouth piece.