I’ve been doing it since 1962 and all you need is a comb, scissors, a mirror on an accordion mount to back up a bathroom mirror, and a little mirrored manual dexterity.
Something must be wrong with that mower… I used to have problems like that when I used a push-powered mower, but gas powered mowers didn’t leave patches like that.
salakfarm Premium Member 2 months ago
I’ve been doing it since 1962 and all you need is a comb, scissors, a mirror on an accordion mount to back up a bathroom mirror, and a little mirrored manual dexterity.
The Duke 2 months ago
Get a Flowbee.
j_m_kuehl 2 months ago
You have so little, you might find bald is beautiful,
dkoch59 2 months ago
Was he planning on using the mower?
chromosome Premium Member 2 months ago
Something must be wrong with that mower… I used to have problems like that when I used a push-powered mower, but gas powered mowers didn’t leave patches like that.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
Eno contacts the Blade Brigade.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
… with a lawnmower.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
I cut my own hair. It’s easy. Just the nose and ear holes and I’m done.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
You don’t have much to cut anyway, man.
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m sure you can find an instructional YouTube video to help. You shouldn’t let your beer get too hairy, anyway. burp. :)
zxcar1 2 months ago
I used to claim the location of where I got my haircut was, “Ed’s Haircuts and Lawnmower Repairs”, but I haven’t had it cut for about 6 years.
cuzinron47 2 months ago
You can, just don’t use the mower.
azardoz 2 months ago
Hmm. I was just planning to try that. Worst case … it will grow back.