I’ve been doing it since 1962 and all you need is a comb, scissors, a mirror on an accordion mount to back up a bathroom mirror, and a little mirrored manual dexterity.
Something must be wrong with that mower… I used to have problems like that when I used a push-powered mower, but gas powered mowers didn’t leave patches like that.
salakfarm Premium Member 16 days ago
I’ve been doing it since 1962 and all you need is a comb, scissors, a mirror on an accordion mount to back up a bathroom mirror, and a little mirrored manual dexterity.
The Duke 16 days ago
Get a Flowbee.
j_m_kuehl 16 days ago
You have so little, you might find bald is beautiful,
dkoch59 16 days ago
Was he planning on using the mower?
chromosome Premium Member 15 days ago
Something must be wrong with that mower… I used to have problems like that when I used a push-powered mower, but gas powered mowers didn’t leave patches like that.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 15 days ago
Eno contacts the Blade Brigade.
mistercatworks 15 days ago
… with a lawnmower.
cactusbob333 15 days ago
I cut my own hair. It’s easy. Just the nose and ear holes and I’m done.
Strawberry King 15 days ago
You don’t have much to cut anyway, man.
Impkins Premium Member 15 days ago
I’m sure you can find an instructional YouTube video to help. You shouldn’t let your beer get too hairy, anyway. burp. :)
zxcar1 15 days ago
I used to claim the location of where I got my haircut was, “Ed’s Haircuts and Lawnmower Repairs”, but I haven’t had it cut for about 6 years.
cuzinron47 15 days ago
You can, just don’t use the mower.
azardoz 15 days ago
Hmm. I was just planning to try that. Worst case … it will grow back.