The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 03, 2024

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    salakfarm Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ve been doing it since 1962 and all you need is a comb, scissors, a mirror on an accordion mount to back up a bathroom mirror, and a little mirrored manual dexterity.

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Get a Flowbee.

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    j_m_kuehl  2 months ago

    You have so little, you might find bald is beautiful,

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    dkoch59  2 months ago

    Was he planning on using the mower?

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    chromosome Premium Member 2 months ago

    Something must be wrong with that mower… I used to have problems like that when I used a push-powered mower, but gas powered mowers didn’t leave patches like that.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Eno contacts the Blade Brigade.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    … with a lawnmower.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    I cut my own hair. It’s easy. Just the nose and ear holes and I’m done.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    You don’t have much to cut anyway, man.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m sure you can find an instructional YouTube video to help. You shouldn’t let your beer get too hairy, anyway. burp. :)

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    zxcar1  2 months ago

    I used to claim the location of where I got my haircut was, “Ed’s Haircuts and Lawnmower Repairs”, but I haven’t had it cut for about 6 years.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    You can, just don’t use the mower.

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    azardoz  2 months ago

    Hmm. I was just planning to try that. Worst case … it will grow back.

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