In Discworld’s Unseen University library at Ankh-Morpork many of the books had to be chained to the shelves because of their magical properties. The librarian was transformed into an orangutan in an accident involving a book. Wizards on the faculty offered to change him back. He decided that he preferred being an ape.
mccollunsky 15 days ago
I’ve heard of a story grabbing a reader, but this is a bit much.
SquidGamerGal 14 days ago
Release the Kraken!
zwilnik64 14 days ago
Is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea now a forgotten reference? Even if Nemo is? (not that anybody actually remembers what Nemo was on about.)
Steverino Premium Member 14 days ago
I would rather read “Tales of Captain Ahab”.
DaBump Premium Member 14 days ago
And then the giant floating brains left Earth forever, for no raisin!
Doug K 14 days ago
… and your library books will treat you as their own.
Impkins Premium Member 14 days ago
Who’s gonna win this one? :)
face.less_b 14 days ago
Lio! Your late! You best get Kraken.
willie_mctell 14 days ago
In Discworld’s Unseen University library at Ankh-Morpork many of the books had to be chained to the shelves because of their magical properties. The librarian was transformed into an orangutan in an accident involving a book. Wizards on the faculty offered to change him back. He decided that he preferred being an ape.
Bilan 14 days ago
Nobody ever said Release the Captain Nemo!
It just doesn’t have the ring to it.
Sanspareil 14 days ago
Ooohhh a christmas cracker!