In Discworld’s Unseen University library at Ankh-Morpork many of the books had to be chained to the shelves because of their magical properties. The librarian was transformed into an orangutan in an accident involving a book. Wizards on the faculty offered to change him back. He decided that he preferred being an ape.
mccollunsky 4 months ago
I’ve heard of a story grabbing a reader, but this is a bit much.
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
Release the Kraken!
zwilnik64 4 months ago
Is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea now a forgotten reference? Even if Nemo is? (not that anybody actually remembers what Nemo was on about.)
Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago
I would rather read “Tales of Captain Ahab”.
DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago
And then the giant floating brains left Earth forever, for no raisin!
Doug K 4 months ago
… and your library books will treat you as their own.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
Who’s gonna win this one? :)
face.less_b 4 months ago
Lio! Your late! You best get Kraken.
willie_mctell 4 months ago
In Discworld’s Unseen University library at Ankh-Morpork many of the books had to be chained to the shelves because of their magical properties. The librarian was transformed into an orangutan in an accident involving a book. Wizards on the faculty offered to change him back. He decided that he preferred being an ape.
Bilan 4 months ago
Nobody ever said Release the Captain Nemo!
It just doesn’t have the ring to it.
Sanspareil 4 months ago
Ooohhh a christmas cracker!