Like so many others I know, I have abandoned the message part of my phone. Because it is filled with messages mostly from telemarketers. So just text me.
The best voicemail message I’ve heard—not that I would ever use it—was something like:
“Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there? I can’t hear you. Wait a minute—let me turn off the radio. [receding footsteps, radio off, approaching footsteps] Hello? Sorry, I still can’t hear you. [pause; some more attempts to hear] Oh, wait a minute—I just figured out the problem—I’m only an outgoing voicemail message, not a human. So, if you want, you can leave a message for my owner, and, for god’s sake, STOP SHOUTING!”
C 3 months ago
Tells you everything you need to know about her
donut reply 3 months ago
Like so many others I know, I have abandoned the message part of my phone. Because it is filled with messages mostly from telemarketers. So just text me.
RadioDial Premium Member 3 months ago
..what is this “leave a message” which you speak of?
fuzzmoz 3 months ago
My message would be, “ugh.” And beyond.
cherns Premium Member 3 months ago
The best voicemail message I’ve heard—not that I would ever use it—was something like:
“Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there? I can’t hear you. Wait a minute—let me turn off the radio. [receding footsteps, radio off, approaching footsteps] Hello? Sorry, I still can’t hear you. [pause; some more attempts to hear] Oh, wait a minute—I just figured out the problem—I’m only an outgoing voicemail message, not a human. So, if you want, you can leave a message for my owner, and, for god’s sake, STOP SHOUTING!”