The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for September 26, 2024

Who cares about the backpack. It is the iPHone that you should be concerned about.

Some people should not reproduce.

I’ve been to Mystic a bunch of times. Usually there is staff to watch for these types of shenanigans. But I’d throw that parent in the shark tank! Unreal.

Too bad it wasn’t the piranha tank.

When I was a docent at the Bronx Zoo, if kids would bang on the reptile tanks (often the venomous snakes) we’d say “what would you do if it broke?” and they’d stop.

Typical.

I would characterize her more as an idiot or moron than a dork.