Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 05, 2024

Poncho is suddenly. ve gone

I’m with Poncho. Who wants fake meat?

He forgot the adjectives assinine and idiotic

Ain’t nothing like the real thing …..

And then they dry it and call it “kibble”.

Get behind me, seitan! This is all a tempeh in a teacup.

I can’t eat soy or tofu. It disagrees with me. One of the few foods I don’t mind not eating.

Is Poncho running to the grill or to the bathroom?

Poncho’s right. :)

Tofu is beyond disgusting all by itself. It doesn’t need any help to get worse.

Gimme meat (born of an aminal). Gimme vegetables (love ’em). You can forget the frankenmeat, and veggies made to look like meat and named after meat dishes. Gross, no point in it, and beyond burgers, e.g., are full of a bunch of fake and unhealthy ingredients. Unlike meat, which contains… well, meat.