Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 02, 2024

I need to find a better doctor!

Race fans don’t have this problem very often. Most tracks let us bring in 14" coolers with food and drinks, as long as liquids aren’t in glass.

Sorry, anyone needing that much emotional support is a danger to those around him; I can’t let you in. I just need to take your picture for our banned persons wall.

‘No outside food’, eh? No problem, I haven’t bought my ticket yet. I think y’all don’t need any outside money, and I’ll go home and watch the game on TV. Or maybe I’ll do something else. Bye.

R. U. Sirius? Y-chromosome at its finest action!

Google “How Each U.S. Sports League Generates Revenue” to see charts.

Houston Astros make $$$ on food (excellent choices) and merch (90% of crowd wearing shirts & hats). MLB making $$$ on local TV compares to MLS.

Emotional support food? That note has gotta be a fake.

If the quality of the food and drink were better, I wouldn’t mind those rules as much

“I have a note from my doctor about the opposing pitcher: fastballs and sliders traumatize me, so he is only allowed to throw slow balls.”

What a great idea.

I’m gonna allow this….

Considering the price of the food at the Reds games, I can’t blame him too much. Though given how much restaurants, especially fast food places, have been jacking up prices they’re not as far away from being the same price. Which says more about the price gouging going on in fast food than it does about concession stand prices at sporting events.

Never understood the attraction of nachos…once the cheese cools they’re not even fit for the pigeons