Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 05, 2024

Horace, there is no excuse for you.

Apology Degree accepted…

A sheep-dip degree

Now you can be a radio host or jelly bean polisher.

Here in Aroostook County in northernmost Maine, it is potato harvesting season. After working a few years in the potato storage houses you earn your PHD. A potato house degree is about the only advanced education many here get.

better than some of the degrees they give out these days. they should csall them master of “do you want fries with that?” degrees

ha ha ha! :D

This also automatically qualifies you for Canadian citizenship.

Tee shirt printers are in towns with MFA schools.

Horace a diploma got.

I remember when the job of people who answered the phone was to actually help you rather than apologize and explain the universe fails to work in mysterious ways. Now anyone who works cheaply enough to answer phone calls has no knowledge other than in the provided scripts.

WHAT!?! I thought was piled higher and deeper!

I got a degree in tautology for my degree.

“You now have an M.A. in Apology. We’re sorry about that.”

How’d he misspell his name, I wonder. Horsse? Hoarse? Hores?

Excuses, excuses.

Forgiveness sake, Horse.

As useful as a lot of the quals they hand out now