Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for August 23, 2024

sigh … the struggle (with keeping thoughts on track … AND fitted bed sheets)

I have no problem with fitted sheets. Except I have a older style thinner mattress. Fitted sheets no longer fit.

I’m with Dan.

Two flat sheets ftw. I refuse to fight my bedsheets.

Better than…

Panel two: A tautology is a tautology . .

And when you’re done, you bouncy, bounce a penny on it, for lots of fun fun fun!

Putting fitted sheets on the bed is nothing compared to folding fitted sheets to fit in the linen cupboard.

I bought some fitted bed sheets from QuickZip. Once you get the fitted sheet on, the top of it just zips off. Makes changing sheets so much easier on my arthritic back!

“We could be done by now.”

“But what fun would that be?”

You’ve made your bed now sleep in it.

It’s not possible to buy a bottom sheet that isn’t fitted anymore. I do a mean Hospital corner

“But the most wonderful thing about fitted sheets is…?”

Like putting a swimming cap on a fridge.