I’ve parked and am walking up to the entrance to a pretty bougie fashion mall. I’m walking past the valet area when some angry dude gets in my way.
Customer: “How long does someone have to wait to get some God-d*** valet service?!”
Me: “Beats me, dude, I don’t—”
Customer: Slams his keys into my hand. “It’s the Escalade! No tips since I had to wait so long!”
Me: “Dude, I—”
Customer: Already walking away. “—stop calling me ‘dude’, a**hole! It’s not professional!”
And with that he’s marched inside the mall, leaving me with the keys to a $150,000 vehicle. I look over at the overworked valet drivers and realize there’s a line for valet; this jerk just didn’t want to wait in line.
I’ve always wanted to drive an Escalade, so what the h***, I park it for him. I’m walking back to the mall intending to give the keys to the valet guys, when I see this jerk drinking coffee at one of the outside dining tables. I decide to let him know just what has transpired.
Me: “Here’s the keys to your car, dude. By the way, I’m not a valet driver, just another customer like you. You just gave a complete stranger the keys to your car and called him an a**hole. I could have done anything I wanted to your car, but I parked it for you and I’m giving you back your keys. Remember that.”
He goes pale at this knowledge, but regains his composure as I’m walking away.
Customer: “Wait, where did you park my car?!”
Me: “Anywhere I wanted! Have fun finding it!”
I parked it in the furthest spot possible from the mall; helped me get my steps in for the day!
Yakety Sax 13 days ago
This Could Have Easily Escaladed
I’ve parked and am walking up to the entrance to a pretty bougie fashion mall. I’m walking past the valet area when some angry dude gets in my way.
Customer: “How long does someone have to wait to get some God-d*** valet service?!”
Me: “Beats me, dude, I don’t—”
Customer: Slams his keys into my hand. “It’s the Escalade! No tips since I had to wait so long!”
Me: “Dude, I—”
Customer: Already walking away. “—stop calling me ‘dude’, a**hole! It’s not professional!”
And with that he’s marched inside the mall, leaving me with the keys to a $150,000 vehicle. I look over at the overworked valet drivers and realize there’s a line for valet; this jerk just didn’t want to wait in line.
I’ve always wanted to drive an Escalade, so what the h***, I park it for him. I’m walking back to the mall intending to give the keys to the valet guys, when I see this jerk drinking coffee at one of the outside dining tables. I decide to let him know just what has transpired.
Me: “Here’s the keys to your car, dude. By the way, I’m not a valet driver, just another customer like you. You just gave a complete stranger the keys to your car and called him an a**hole. I could have done anything I wanted to your car, but I parked it for you and I’m giving you back your keys. Remember that.”
He goes pale at this knowledge, but regains his composure as I’m walking away.
Customer: “Wait, where did you park my car?!”
Me: “Anywhere I wanted! Have fun finding it!”
I parked it in the furthest spot possible from the mall; helped me get my steps in for the day!
Doctor Toon 13 days ago
Dogzilla might be smarter than Toby
HarryLime Premium Member 13 days ago
Perfect!!! The bigger the car, the bigger the donkey!
Just-me 12 days ago
I think Dogzilla is more amenable to training.
cuzinron47 12 days ago
He’s avoiding it.
j.painterjones 12 days ago
Yakety Sax—EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!