Just use a couple of obscure Ozark folk tunes, add a few stanzas of some alt-country almost rans, steal a YouTube rap backtrack. Shake vigorously and place in an AI music machine Go platinum just before any finds out what you did. Complain when the CMA rejects your album.
sgs351 about 2 months ago
Did Fillmore actually sign that?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
Hawthorne has the best plot armor. Otherwise he’d have been eaten years ago.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
No one wants to eat a bitter crab
monya_43 about 2 months ago
No one eats Hawthorne because he would disagree with them after the fact.
Calvins Brother about 2 months ago
Write a song about a nasty ’ol crab.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Especially if you want mediocre art.
stamps about 2 months ago
How about a song about an annoying hermit crab.
Smeagol about 2 months ago
When it comes to writing country songs, Dolly Parton is one of the best and most prolific songwriters ever.
blah_duh about 2 months ago
And pinch
C wolfe about 2 months ago
I believe writers and cartoonist have the same clause in their contracts.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
Time to order up some hot garlic butter…
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Just use a couple of obscure Ozark folk tunes, add a few stanzas of some alt-country almost rans, steal a YouTube rap backtrack. Shake vigorously and place in an AI music machine Go platinum just before any finds out what you did. Complain when the CMA rejects your album.