Just use a couple of obscure Ozark folk tunes, add a few stanzas of some alt-country almost rans, steal a YouTube rap backtrack. Shake vigorously and place in an AI music machine Go platinum just before any finds out what you did. Complain when the CMA rejects your album.
sgs351 3 months ago
Did Fillmore actually sign that?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago
Hawthorne has the best plot armor. Otherwise he’d have been eaten years ago.
Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago
No one wants to eat a bitter crab
monya_43 3 months ago
No one eats Hawthorne because he would disagree with them after the fact.
Calvins Brother 3 months ago
Write a song about a nasty ’ol crab.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Especially if you want mediocre art.
stamps 3 months ago
How about a song about an annoying hermit crab.
Smeagol 3 months ago
When it comes to writing country songs, Dolly Parton is one of the best and most prolific songwriters ever.
blah_duh 3 months ago
And pinch
C wolfe 3 months ago
I believe writers and cartoonist have the same clause in their contracts.
eb110americana 3 months ago
Time to order up some hot garlic butter…
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Just use a couple of obscure Ozark folk tunes, add a few stanzas of some alt-country almost rans, steal a YouTube rap backtrack. Shake vigorously and place in an AI music machine Go platinum just before any finds out what you did. Complain when the CMA rejects your album.