Adult Children by Stephen Beals for August 31, 2024

She’s just not right

I guess “yes” is for both arguments?

Single use? Is that number one or number two?

Is that a smudge at the bottom of the No Resting Room Door, or a signature?

My store, and probably most others, has had a customer that complained about tripping over an obstruction in an aisle.Yes. The obstruction was a Caution Cone, and someone was using it to block off an area for a cleanup. It wasn’t just… sitting there.

Reminds me of my basic training in the Army. We had to tuck our “baseball caps” into the back of out pants when we came inside. I saw at least two of them in the toilet where a newbie had forgotten it was there when they lowered their trousers.

And if the plumber hadn’t specified that an employee flushed “HER” badge, would Penny have known/suspected who did it?

Because I wouldn’t put it past Berle to flush it just to see if it would work.

When we were trying (and succeeding) to get a union into the office, secret sessions were held in the men’s washroom. The union plan was adopted and within a month our pay increased … dramatically.

Tabby put her on the spot

“Look out — there are llamas”

The length of a minute is dependant upon which side of the restroom door you happen to be.

A sign two-fer. They are flush with them. The signs are on the wall, and on the floor. I’ll bet there is graffiti on the stall wall too.

The best thing is we got treated to two changing signs to make us laugh ….and almost overlook how artwork in strip is in minimalist mode.