Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 02, 2024

Going nowhere fast.

He’s probably the only one that still keeps you in, Andy… shrug

Hang strong Jack, you have the upper hand!!

I’m sure Andy draws a crowd…not!

I wonder if Andy’s a big tipper?

He was just thrown out of another one yesterday.

Where’s Chalkie when you need him…

Ah, give him one more, Jack! Andy’s nose hasn’t discolored, and he’s speaking cohear, cohere, uh, clearly!

Andy would take his custom elsewhere, but he’s flagged from everywhere else!!

The Count always thought The Jolly Riviters sounded like a cool place. Besides, they serve the best Boilermaker in town. Dilly! Dilly!

I agree with Jack!

While drinking alone in a tavern one day, My eyes they hardly could see, I heard a kind voice ringing so loud and clear, And here is what the voice said to me,

Go home ( go home ) go home ( go home ), And kneel by your bedside and pray, Go home ( go home ) go home ( go home ), God will answer your prayer today, Lester Flatt, GO HOME. Safe Labor Day to all who Observed.

They all have closed tabs with Andy

Sorry Jack. Not even Guitar Bob can keep Andy away.

Agree with pub man it is not a threat

Maybe Andy just “worn out his welcome”, as if.

An idle threat at that. And Jack is too kind to indulge his idleness for so long.

My question is why does he have a tab? Everyone in that town knows he is a deadbeat.

PROMISE???

In this age, I wonder if there’s still a pub or a bar that actually runs a tab for regulars … Most often, I just give them a card, and they close it out when I leave …

Sure, but how many of those pubs has Andy been banned from? By the way, Happy Labor Day, Cappers!