Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 01, 2024

Stand tall on your "pulp"its to “knock down” deforestation.

I cannot tell a lie … but I can tell an omission.

Yeah nobody is going to believe that story either.

“If you like chopping trees that much, I’ll change your name to Paul Bunyan. You’ll be legendary.”

Having ruined the family cherry orchard business, young George had no other alternative, he had to enter politics!

She’s already smarter than Jeff Foxworthy.

Where’s the Lorax when you need him?

… but that would be a lie and would spoil the whole point of the story.

“Should I have stopped at four, father?”

The orange dilemma, can’t tell the truth or won’t tell the truth?

The whole situation has stumped us.

Yeah his political career is a stake.

Lucky for George the whole story was made up after he was long gone.