Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 02, 2024

Never pull your dog along.

This is why I refuse to get my dog a phone.

I’m tired of surveys. “Rate my date” is really pushing it. “he ate all the popcorn and wouldn’t keep his paws off me. It was buttered, the cleaning bill is going to be enormus.”

I know a guy whose dog pulled him over breaking 4 ribs.

Dog time is not phone time!!!

What is it with most dog walkers that think they’re entitled to let their mongrels relieve themselves on other people’s properties?

A dog? One star? Is he Sirius?

And no treats were distributed.

One star, dude, one star.

Did he pick up the poop?

That man lucky doggie not using his leg for hydrant.

Uber Dog !

Sounds like my neighbor. She walked 3 dogs separately and her face is always embedded in her phone.