Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 03, 2024

No thanks…

Just something quick and simple, don’t trouble yourself with something complicated.

Could you get me a day-old jelly donut?

Thoughtful raccoon.

Surprise us. Bring whatever you find.

“Corn cob please.” “Apple core over here.” “KFC box with gravy smear please.” “Dead stinky rat.” “Filthy roach infested pillow case here please.” “Wadded up kleenex with at least two body fluids for me please.” “Half eaten pizza slice here.. NO PINEAPPLE!”

Is he talking about the garbage dump or the restroom?

well, there’s an election coming up . . .

Leave the extra in the break room. Someone will eat it.

We were in Montreal on our honeymoon. When we went up on Mount Royal there was a small overlook with a trash can on it. It was full of fast food trash. Some raccoons came and rummaged for food. After they had left, one came back and grabbed a ketchup packet.

Corn on the cob and day old pizza.

They never refuse refuse.

Moldy bread and some rancid meat please.

Never mind. It’s just a cybertruck.

Thanks, Dave, for another sweet raccoon strip. Always my favourites.

Not, but thanks for asking.

What a considerate little trash panda! :)

For kicks, look up the video, “raccoon eating cotton candy”.

Royale with Cheese ! ;-)