Sunshine State by Graham Nolan for August 26, 2024

They will do that.

A priest, a Rabbi, and an Athiest walk into a bar.

They didn’t see where they were going.

These days you don’t know W. H. O you’re talking to!

When I went to pay for the gas, I said hello ladies, and the two had a weird look at each other. And the one said he’s a guy and I said oh I’m so sorry, these days you don’t know who you’re talking to and we all got a good laugh!

The 4th one is a social media advisor

I’m surprised it took so long!

From my experience it’s more likely to have a religious person come try and talk to you, wanting to convert you to there belief. At least those 3 don’t come banging on my door on the weekend, and keep coming back after you tell them you are not interested.

And what did you tell them?

But if someone’s a vegan atheist who does crossfit, which are they most likely to mention first?

A priest, a hippie and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says: “I hate autocorrect!”

Graham, please put on your swim trunks and jump back into the strip.

He began to suspect when they all ordered Kale Smoothies and not Conch Fritters.