Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 04, 2024

Does anything that Drunk Patty does make sense to anyone other than her?

Drunk Patty is cavorting with the evil squirrels?

Was Mittens the only cat to contribute to the cause and is Drunk Patty’s “tail” squirrel sized or human squirrel sized?

Have fun, Drunk Patty.

I wonder why Penny isn’t out with her.

Drunk Patty fits in with the squirrels because she’s nuts

Just when I thought Drunk Patty couldn’t get any nuttier.

It’s just a fetish.

#DrunkPattyIsAFurry