The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 04, 2024

The recipe is easy. Waiting for it to be ready is hard.

The icemaker is bust? I see that fridges are also junky in the Born Loser universe.

If my ice maker stops working I stick a hair drier in the ice maker compartment for about 5 minutes…problem solved

Simple. Just add water.

Check the water line, it’s probably frozen.

Is Gladys smiling like that because she’s embarrassed to admit she did forget the recipe?

I quit getting in door ice dispensers since that was generally the point of failure for the frig and soon led to other problems.

H2O + cold.

That recipe is in the same place as the one for boiling water.

She’ll figure it out Wilberforce .

First question Wilberforce would ask, “If Ice is supposed to be frozen solid, shouldn’t it come from the freezer door?”

the recipe has been handed down through several generations of the family…

Gladys, give him a metal ice cube tray with the lever. Also show him a rotary phone, those will mess him up!

That is why there are no more ice cubes in Newfoundland. The old lady with the recipe died.

That’s a good question Wilby. I asked a great grand of mine to tie my tennis shoes for me. And he asked me why no one had ever taught me to tie my own shoes. Mr. Arthritis and Spinal Surgery takes it’s toll. Once tied, I just slip my feet into my shoes and leave em tied. Easey Peasey.

Yes, Wilberforce, your mother remembers the recipe.

my family uses both the fridge and ice cube trays, all year long… :j

They sell ice at the 7-11

A comment Brutus might make……

Same here. Every morning and evening, two trays. Plenty of ice, no mess, no fuss.

He is so clueless! Too many video games, perhaps.

at least they’re not the stupid aluminum trays with the “quick release handle”… I hope.

Oh no, now she’s gonna burn the ice.

I’m surprised that she didn’t say, " Of course, l am not your father"……

Easy as pie. Easier than pie.

Finally something Gladys can’t burn! Or can she…

i can’t figure out how to replace my filter, i had to buy a countertop ice maker

Congratulations, that’s dumb enough to be a Jeffy Circus question!

Rob Harrell borrowed your joke in Thursday’s Adam at Home!