Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 09, 2024

Water you spouted about?

Whatever happened to Money Spider-man? He was always making friends.

(Best Dr. Evil) “I shall call him MINI ME!”

He lives in my house and casts his webs perfectly at my noses height.

Thwip!

And this, boys and girls, is why Spidey drinks Dr. Pepper.

Rain is itsy-bitsy Spider-Man’s kryptonite

Okay, smart @ss, let’s see your web abilities! NOW!

I’d like to thank all the little people who helped create the ‘Spiderverse’.

A “Little testy man” …!

Spins a web

Any size

Catches thieves

The size of flies.

And I’m Rain Man you downspout!

Down came the rain, and washed the spider out!

He gots a little web site too.

With itsy-bitsy powers comes itsy-bitsy websponsibilities.

great, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!