1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 28, 2024

Could also be: “Earl of Sandwich with Slice of Bread”

Where’s Sir Loin of Beef?

Hello Butter.

A Pat is higher up in the peerage than a Duke. I’m sure everyone knows that.

I heard a story last week that the Royal Family are planning the funeral for the King is that true ? I heard that King Charles had some cancer issues but I thought that it was taken care of ?

Sir Osis of Liver…

I must say, that is an exceptionally good likeness of the Duke of Windsor. And I don’t mean the little square on the ground.

Patty O’furniture.

Bless his little heart! Doesn’t that just melt in your mouth?

His Grace has been dead since 1972. His title was created for him. He had no successor. Another piece of crap from this cartoonist.