Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 11, 2024

Depends on whether you’re being paid by the kilo.

Only fifty cents to get that big a number!

You spend your fortune on gaining your weight.

… fortunately.

wait

I remember when it was a penny….. not fifty cents.

There has NEVER been any reason to put these two things together, yet it still continues!

You should always weigh yourself naked to get the correct weight.

You’re in real trouble when it reads “One at a time, please.”

Did your fortune cookie say the same thing, Zig?

Ever notice that people starting a healthy eating diet are an excessive pain in the a** when it comes to what’s on your plate.