For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 31, 2000

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John: I took Elizabeth to the bus station. She forgot to get cash, so I gave her 50 bucks. Elly: That was sweet of you, John. April: Mom! These pants are too short, I need a new math set an' my backpack is broken! Elly: We'll go shopping tomorrow. April: I HATE MY HAIR! Elly: I've made you an appointment at Parmino's for seven o'clock. Another fact of parenthood: The "bridge over troubled waters" has a toll booth.