The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 12, 2024

Looking for sympathy in all the wrong places!

So, who is he sending a sympathy card to? Himself??

he’s searching for one that says:

"Ⅰ’m sorry Ⅰ married you"

Sympathy for Loretta.

Every now and then I find myself wondering if the Lockhorns’ marriage isn’t as happy as it usually seems.

Nope, he’s in the right place.

Leroy always gives sympathy cards on his friends anniversaries,

Anniversary cards. Sympathy cards. What’s the difference?

I just fail to understand why two people as unhappy with each other as the Lockhorns seem to be still stay married.