Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 09, 2024

I mean, if it works

And the awful thing the 8 ball predicted was… a time vortex!

“I’m my original character, Blord Blendid Blumility!”

Wear a name tag on your horn?

Is it even a unicorn? It could be a warthog with a gnarly tusk.

Perhaps a small narwal that beached itself.

Paint your horn with red nail polish.

Of course a silly human like Phoebe can’t tell unicorns hiding in bushes apart! Tsk!

It’s LSH’s handsomer older brother.

Tie a tag to your horn that says “Not Lord Splendid Humility!”

“How about a little privacy, girlie”?!

Sorry, hello Lord Splendid Humidity then.

Stop doing things that Lord Splendid Humility does, that’s how.

It could be Lord Humble Splendor. Or even Lady Humble Splendor. Non-Binary Unicorn Humble Splendor?