Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2024

Yep, rule number one: Be born rich.

Now all you need is a tick-tock account…….

that would be How To Buy Friends and Influence Politicians

Make friends in high places. Anything else is bourgeoise!

well, that can’t be helped… you’re doomed. :J

I don’t think a king will be sympathetic.

Your employer would pay more, but he’s been a little short lately.

or just be in debt instead and claim you are rich

Dale Carnegie just rolled over in his grave.

He’s found the real secret alright.