Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2024

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    KC135E/R BOOMER  3 months ago

    Bung’s Liver would not know what to do with itself for the first few days.

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    BigDaveGlass  3 months ago

    You can hear it screaming for mercy from here.

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    saywhatwhat  3 months ago

    Does anyone else remember “The Dry Look” commercials that give her first comment double meaning?

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    Droptma Styx  3 months ago

    The men’s hair tonic industry realized their time had come and gone. The Dry Look was a hairspray for men.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Alcohol is now considered a carcinogen according to the CDC if consumed more that 3 drinks for men or more than one drink a day for women. It’ll be a contest what will kill bung besides falling off a bar stool.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Supposedly the phrase “tie one on” is derived from “tie a bun on”. Allegedly, being able to walk while balancing a bun on the head was an early sobriety test. If you were drunk, the only way to pass was to tie a bun on. Of course, this begs the whole question of why bakers would be giving sobriety tests. :)

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    brklnbern  3 months ago

    And your nose.

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