Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 09, 2024

that would be cool though, to start the day with the night

He sure ain’t slow when it comes to his picking brawls at the pub or soccer field!

Practice prevents the shock of slowing down suddenly appearing.

He can do reverse if you pour in the ale at his other end.

My lorry (lorry = truck, in American) has an audio warning… that advises pedestrians that I am reversing… Does that mean that I have an articulate artic (artic = semi, in American)…

American trucks and heavy equipment have a little backup warning device that goes beep-beep-beep whenever they are in reverse.

I thought he was already there!

Andy has raised slowness to an art form.

He’s practically static, not ecstatic!

Attaboy Andy……zzzzzzzzz

In a classic Andy comes back from the pub, has a bit of a lie-down, then gathers what passes for his strength and, “Geronimo!” rushes back out.

Flo turns to the reader and remarks, “ ‘E’s getting past it. Nowadays when ‘e paints the town red ‘e has to rest up before the second coat!”

No need to rush things! I prefer to slowly and gracefully coast into my old age.

If he got any slower you’d be burying him.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Apparently.

xxx

@Everyone

Today I made my 35th blood donation. I took the day off work for it and tomorrow will be going in with a spring in my step. Absolutely over the moon!

Compared to Andy, snails are speedy.

If Andy moved any slower he would be dead

Andy in reverse. Unaging back to a kid who is not allowed to drink anything but cider. The Universe having a laugh at his expense.