Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 11, 2024

It’s too EARLY!

CANDY CORN! YES!!!

Yuck! Horrible taste and gross texture!

Candy maize was a big hit at the first Thanksgiving.

Move over PSL, here comes a large cup of melted candy corn wax with a shot of espresso to turn you all into humming birds

I can freely admit to you all right now that I have never liked Candy Corn. I wouldn’t cross the street to throw it at the neighbor kids. Then or now.

Better yet, Lil, BITE ME!

“Wait til our Leader, Pumpkin Spice, ’ears about this insult!”

Kinda candy corny ….

( sheesh )

Already ate a whole bag of candy pumpkins…