Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didn’t extend into following show.
The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
Slow joke day…..
Knightman Premium Member 2 months ago
Slowly he………….walks………into……the……………..bar!!!
The Orange Mailman 2 months ago
One of my coworkers…
gozirra2 Premium Member 2 months ago
Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didn’t extend into following show.
P51Strega 2 months ago
Hurry up sluggard.
timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago
Snails can walk?
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
I’m worried about the slimmy path you’re bringing in….but take your time……Oy!
Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago
A man walks into a bar.
Boy, did that hurt.
ladykat 2 months ago
It’ll get there eventually. Get the garlic butter ready.
ChessPirate 2 months ago
“Nice thong.”
“Thanks, borrowed it from Howard…”
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
It’s “walking” ‘cause it’s “ Es car got” left behind …!
( mon Dieu )
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
and then the snail said, “what was that all about?”
dbrucepm 2 months ago
see how fast you’d move if you were carrying your house on your back
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
To be continued for the next several weeks…
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.
StephenRice 2 months ago
I don’t get this yet, but it’ll come to me eventually.