Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 19, 2024

“Nothing. Nothing. I do nothing all day long. All I do is a whole lot of nothing. How you like my nothing song?”

“I’m busy doing nothing, working the whole day through. Trying to find lots of things not to do. I’m busy doing nothing, isn’t it such a crime? I’d like to be unhappy, but I never do have the time.” Song from an old movie.

Work hard every day ? All we ever see is him doing is stuffing his fat face, laying on the couch. He thinks quite highly of himself.

I don’t need no stinking badgers!

No cats, either….

It isn’t easy being vigilant all day protecting and guarding your territory. That is the dog’s very important job, duty and role in life.

I love to work at nothing all day

You tell ’im, Wally!

No goodgers or mediocregers either.

My two Dachshunds keep the elephants and giraffes away. They are doing a great job. Haven’t seen any around here in years. Pooper Scooping an elephant would be a HUGE job.

Quit badgering him…

Retirement: nothing to do and all day to do it…NOT!

I forget where Ralph is working now-a-days. He’s been a mall cop, professional wrestler, donut maker, forest service guide, now he’s wearing a vest. Is he in retail? What gives with this guy!

Who in the right mind will give up a job being a park ranger to be a door Nazi at a Walmart

Fagan, have mercy on the dead horse you keep beating.

Just what I was gonna say Wally, they live in a badger free zone thanks to you.

Yup. We have no rodents anywhere in the house, not even the attic or basement, no cows or goats or chickens or another unwanted beasts the house. Even the blue jays are afraid of the catio. And I have seen nothing in the greenhouse because we let the chooks in every few days and they take care of all the bugs.

Wally is the best at deterring badgers.