Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 18, 2024

And my period lasts 250 years.

As usual, Ralph hits the nail on the head.

“Beam me up Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.”

Good point, Ralph! Even when aliens fly past Earth… they lock their doors!

Looks like the earth has an unnatural attraction to dwarfs…

Earth already has the moon, which is bigger than Pluto. What would it want with Pluto?

Pluto was the only planet that got ‘cancelled’!

I’m so small and insignificant compared to other planets… what do you want from me?

I thought Pluto was a dog.

Positively infested with the darned things! It’s disgusting!

Dwarf planet eh. It still means he a kinda planet.

Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more!

Ouch!

The gravity force is strong in this one …!

Pluto doesn’t seem to be falling for him.

I commend everyone here for feeling constrained from doing a Uranus joke. It would be much too easy and you all are too sophisticated…………..said nobody, ever.

They may continue to have a VERY long-distance relationship.

Is Uranus still available?

Pluto is now King of the Kuiper belt … no longer a little fish in a big pond.

He’s just blowing smoke out of Uranus

Nah, he’s already dancin with the moon!

I never knew there were puns in outer space!