I like the idea that his mom dinged him about the wine because his disciples (including some thirsty fishermen) drank up more than their share.
But it was actually after feeding the multitudes that a lot of people followed him around, hoping for seconds. (See John 6:25 and the following verses for an example.)
Favorite religious joke: Jesus comes upon a mob of people getting ready to stone a woman for adultery. He does not tell them to stop, merely tells them “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” as he slowly turns to look at everyone in the crowd. Suddenly, a rock flies over his head and strikes the poor woman in the chest. Jesus whirls around, spots the rock thrower and yells out “MOMMM!”.
Zykoic about 15 hours ago
Half are invites to funerals.
AZCoyote about 9 hours ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
mindjob about 9 hours ago
Now we know what caused the fall of the Roman Empire
jscarff57 Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Do one favor…
mistercatworks about 7 hours ago
Anybody can turn water into wine. All it takes is a few weeks … and some grapes.
anomaly about 7 hours ago
Sounds fishy.
StephenRice about 5 hours ago
I like the idea that his mom dinged him about the wine because his disciples (including some thirsty fishermen) drank up more than their share.
But it was actually after feeding the multitudes that a lot of people followed him around, hoping for seconds. (See John 6:25 and the following verses for an example.)
Zykoic about 3 hours ago
Now do Mo.
DanMercer about 2 hours ago
Favorite religious joke: Jesus comes upon a mob of people getting ready to stone a woman for adultery. He does not tell them to stop, merely tells them “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” as he slowly turns to look at everyone in the crowd. Suddenly, a rock flies over his head and strikes the poor woman in the chest. Jesus whirls around, spots the rock thrower and yells out “MOMMM!”.