Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 13, 2024

  1. Missing large
    diazch408  3 days ago

    Are they going to set Kevin’s sister up?

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    doctorwho29  3 days ago

    I’m honestly not sure who won. Miles is technically correct but it still seems like a cheap trick that shouldn’t count

     •  Reply
  3. Idano
    Ida No  3 days ago

    1) Kevin’s tab is currently at eleven-billionty bucks, so an extra ten isn’t going to impact much. 2) Krystal already knows this joke.

     •  Reply
  4. Babysteps2
    mccollunsky  3 days ago

    Kevin learned in betting, the house wins.

     •  Reply
  5. Large pa130680
    Yakety Sax  3 days ago

    Saw this done with two pocket knives-blades open, a small puddle of water, and a towel. Hand your victim two knives, pour a small amount of water on the floor, squat down with your towel and tell them you can wipe the water up before they stab you.

    Then grab their ankles and yank and drag!

    Their behind will wipe up the water.

     •  Reply
  6. Squid icon
    SquidGamerGal  3 days ago

    Hey! No loopholes!

     •  Reply
  7. Ellis archer profile
    Ellis97  3 days ago

    Your joints control your hand. Not your mind.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    baskate_2000  3 days ago

    Don’t bother — Krystal won’t bite.

     •  Reply
  9. Sea chapel
    6turtle9  3 days ago

    Trying to fool Krystal is like bringing a knife to a gun fight, boys. You about to get schooled.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Crabgrass