If your motivation is fear of punishment, then you probably live a very unsatisfying life.
That’s sort of like saying, “I am a good Christian because I did not kill, bear false witness against, stole from, or committed adultery with the man who is starving on my doorstep.”
Living life in the negative is minimalist survival.
Wait, rolled a 7. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Wah wah wah – Charlie Brown. Call a friend. Can’t. You ain’t got no friends. Wah wah wah – Charlie Brown. You’re a Clown ole gal… Book her Dano…. No MUGSHOT! Got no money for new camera.
The last time I was close to an altercation a lot of people were saying Call the Police which jolted me back to my senses because I would have gone to jail with a smile on face for sending that idiot to the hospital. He ASKED me if I wanted to fight but he was not prepared to defend himself from what was coming standing square to me – a very big target.
Yakety Sax about 15 hours ago
Doesn’t stop some people!
seanfear about 15 hours ago
umm… show them shrug
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 15 hours ago
I admire your restraint.
sbenton7684 about 14 hours ago
Does anyone WANT to go to jail?
Macushlalondra about 13 hours ago
They weigh their desire to kill you against their desire not to go to jail and the latter wins. So you get to still live.
The Reader Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Let’s talk about wants and needs.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Amen to that!
dflak about 8 hours ago
If your motivation is fear of punishment, then you probably live a very unsatisfying life.
That’s sort of like saying, “I am a good Christian because I did not kill, bear false witness against, stole from, or committed adultery with the man who is starving on my doorstep.”
Living life in the negative is minimalist survival.
rockyridge1977 about 7 hours ago
Structured “shelter”!!!!
CorkLock about 7 hours ago
Wait, rolled a 7. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Wah wah wah – Charlie Brown. Call a friend. Can’t. You ain’t got no friends. Wah wah wah – Charlie Brown. You’re a Clown ole gal… Book her Dano…. No MUGSHOT! Got no money for new camera.
assrdood about 6 hours ago
Just don’t get caught!
Daltongang Premium Member about 6 hours ago
You don’t know how lucky you are, they don’t have seconds or desert at meal time in jail and there is no booze.
ladykat about 6 hours ago
Indeed.
dbrucepm about 6 hours ago
anyone touches my grand daughter and my not wanting to go to jail won’t matter. just ask the guy who shot the man who abducted his teenaged daughter.
cuzinron47 about 5 hours ago
We all know the only reason is because they don’t serve wine in jail.
Smeagol about 3 hours ago
The last time I was close to an altercation a lot of people were saying Call the Police which jolted me back to my senses because I would have gone to jail with a smile on face for sending that idiot to the hospital. He ASKED me if I wanted to fight but he was not prepared to defend himself from what was coming standing square to me – a very big target.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Many of us agree with that thought. To all the ‘friends’ who have stolen from me through the years… I’m thinking of you.