Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for September 18, 2024

This place is a “portal” potty.

Let’s don’t and say we did.

Did you back-up the files?

It’s no problem for Sally Bright, who could move much faster than light. She started her day in a Relative way … and returned yesterday AM all right.

Let’s not and say we did.

……don’t think she wants to meet!!!!

No.

I guess she wants that project done yesterday…

This is management’s plan to fill in all of the wasted time from the past.

Possible responses:

“Sure, I’ve got too much to do this afternoon anyway.”

“Sorry, can’t make it, I have another meeting yesterday afternoon.”

“Sure, just let me rev up the time machine.”

(With a nod to the late, great Al Jaffee’s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions)