Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for September 12, 2024

Have an “insurrection” day @ HR.

I’m rather suspicious of the motives for this company blood drive.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. (Caddyshack)

Gonna take more than that!!!

Another company mandate: The beatings will continue until morale improves. Have a great day!

About as effective as buying pizza for everyone.

Let me guess, you work for Elon Musk.

American business at its “best.”

Great way to cap off the week.

Vote Trump. That will help.

Perfect corporate think.

Good fricking luck. Pick the jester hat.