F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 17, 2024

That’s $6.95 at Starbucks.

I will never drink coffee from one of those cups! And don’t even think about drinking coffee in my car

All well and good for you, but some of us enjoy coffee for the taste

I rather have my cup of tea.

Is that like a Mocha Zappuccino?

Coffee…the world’s most traded commodity after petroleum/oil.

You can get a boost with a can of Jocko Go.

But it tastes like coulombs.

You really need to worry about chocolate.

… and touch something metal. With your tongue?

She’s just saying that for shock value.

Shocking, simply shocking!

Doesn’t have to be metal but it does have to be conductive, and it must be grounded.