Close to Home by John McPherson for September 21, 2024

“And the nominees for most times in and out of the house in one day are…”

I’m looking forward to the award for best hairball.

Meee-yeeeow!

Poor kitty…his body’s as thin as his tail don’t-cha-know, wastings aways to nothings. Total drama queens at feeding time. DAHIK.

Best dinner snub…

and the award for best yo-yo (cat that immediately jumps back up after you put him on the floor) goes to mine

Cats! Ewwwww!

Garfield should have gotten the Fuzzy Award!

Did Buttercup Jones eat Bleeb on the way to the podium?

Knowing cats, it must have been a wonderful performance. Unless cats value the hamming-it-up style.

Perhaps Bleeb, like me, is allergic to cats.

My cats can’t fake starvation. They have a gravity feeder that I always keep full.

I don’t blame Bleeb for sitting this one out.

Or best award for catching the red dot

Well done Buttercup X

Wonder how they rounded up the audience and kept them awake. :)

I gives this nine catcalls.

I would there would be an award for feigning interest in food.

What about the award for most artistic presentation of disemboweled rodent parts strewn across the kitchen floor?

And the award for pretending he’s not interested in food when he’s actually quite hungry goes to…

I bet that place smells.

Buttercup Jones was not skin and bones. In fact, he’s remarkably fat….