Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for September 18, 2024

Also for evidence…

Replay that scene from Poltergeist.

I’ve been a vegetarian most of my life, and Hubby is only a vegetarian by default. When we go out to eat, he will often order a steak. I swear, some of them could be put back on their hooves with a couple ofband-aids and some CPR.

Poke it, and see if it goes, “Moo!”.

I want it so rare a good vet could still revive it. (Just a joke, I take food safety seriously. A Thermapen is always at the grill with me.)

My father used to say “Run it through a warm room.”