Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 18, 2024

Before joining the Feds my wife did work for some people who could arrange “accidents” for hire. These guys seem impressed that Tobias has friends in low places.

If they’re impressed that Tobias associated with criminals, then wait until the hit the showers and check out Tobias’s p… p… prison ink… yeah, prison ink starts with p

Any wonder that Milford Modified has a feeder system from the yute detention center? The real good athletes get a free ride to St. Fabian.

P-1: Wow, To be is so fast, he broke the sound barrier.

P-2: Payne’s back. That’s funny, a comic version of the Longest Yard gives me a back pain.

P-3: Just to prove these new kids are new, they don’t know about To be and Rod’s big adventure, last year.

panal 3 they in line at 711 ?

No kiddin’

I’m ready to fight

I’ve been lookin’ for ToBe all night

If I get him in my sight

Boom boom! Out go the lights!

Yeah, but not like they know Tobias

Seriously? Dumb and dumber here have never heard anything in this podunk town about Rod and Tab doing juvie time?

Meanwhile, Kaz is at his penthouse telling his GF “… you wouldn’t believe what that chucklehead Gil is doing today!… he believes everything that I tell him is a good idea when all that I’m really doing is phucking with him…hahahahaaaaaa…”

I wonder if ToBe smuggled anything back in for all his friends.

George Bluth is not a good role model.

ToBe is lucky that linebacker missed him. He appears to be two feet taller, two feet wider, and outweighs ToBe by at least 100 pounds. And speaking of appears, it appears that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/09/18/that-sinking-feeling/

Hmm, he was aiding and abetting what? Wrong answers only.

P 2 (inmate): “… yeah … I got caught with my video camera outside my neighbor’s daughter’s window again…haha…”

P3: Clearly these guys didn’t read “Gil Thorp” last year. I’m envious of them.

Lift-A-Thon must have made a lot of “Bucks” Orange Helmets for the Defense as well as Orange Jerseys