Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 20, 2024

I love coherent narrative… Wish we had some.

So the moral of the story…

Create team unity by showing the frosh foos that the seniors have friends in Juvi who will shank them if they give them trouble.

Got it.

No, leave the whine home.

Scared straight?

Non-Sequitur Thorp strikes again.

You’re my prison b**ch, my prison b**ch.

you’re not like other men

I’m glad we share a prison cell,when lights go out at ten

I can’t escape the way I feel, now that would be a crime.

As long as I am doing you,I don’t mind doing time.

Cause your my prison b**ch, my prison b**ch.

And I have no regrets.I got you for a candy bar, and a pack of cigarettes.

At first you were resistant, but now you are my friend,

I knew that I would get you in the end

The MJDC really knows how to prepare the young’uns for their entry back into society, if someone doesn’t do what you want them to threaten them with violence. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

P1: Wait, did I miss the plotline where Milford is invaded by UFOs? Because that would be pretty cool, just saying.

P2: There’s some whizz to mop up now.

Tomorrow: After seeing what’s in store for them, half the team quits.

P4 “Oh, and bring the latkes. Jami will drool uncontrollably all evening if you don’t.”

“Yeet,” he said nervously.

P1: I pity the foos.

Next week’s strips: Keri uses the whole “Get 10 abortions and the 11th abortion is free,” card

Still not sure what Gil’s plan was. This builds team unity, by scrimmaging against Juvies? And he knew the new kids would be intimidated because two of his upperclassmen knew some of them? So now everyone will be buddy-buddy? And speaking of buddy, tell a buddy that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/09/20/even-worse-news-for-the-new-guys/

The Foo Fighters are playing MILFord Juvi Hall?

This strip has always been foo, but now it’s foobar.

P1- Rod learned how to dunk at MJDC but this guy can fix a foosball table.

P3- (Gil): “Bring as much as you want Kaz. Just make sure you finish it so you don’t have open liquor in the car driving home.”