Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 18, 2024

I’m more impressed with the offensive linemen having to keep still while 300 pound plus gargantuans a yard away get ready to charge at them.

The Chiefs have a right " tackle " that has a problem with staying focused on the count ?

I don’t know what the “solution” is, but if it comes from Dr. Tzap and requires lead-lined socks it can’t be good.

Lead lined socks? Those things look like they chafe real bad.

Tungsten would slow him down even more….

Even lead-lined socks won’t stop this tank!

My initial thought was a zap collar that’s triggered by the line of scrimmage, like for my neighbor’s dog.

Don’t go swimming!

What next? Virtual footballs?