Petunia & Dre by Allison Garwood for September 12, 2024

He’s a moron and a jerk. Does he have any idea of what he just said?

Ugh! Buh bye!

“You cannot have two women at the same time.” (“…not if you want to be sharp in the morning.”)

Oh, well since you already have plans. Are you out of your flipping mind? Great expressions and classic parting line.

I’m suddenly seeing that Gloria Estefan song, “Don’t Wanna Lose You Now,” in a whole different light . . . it’s still a sad song, but the nature of the sadness is not at all what I thought it to be as a geeky teenage romantic.

Why do you think I would come back? Get your head out of the sand Griffin.

Knowing this is an ongoing story that is no doubt resolved by now, it makes me very sad to see it unfold here.

Change the locks on the house. Put his stuff in the garage. Definitely go for divorce.

What? You don’t want to be the backup plan? Yeesh.

Good for P. Don’t let that newly minted stainless steel backbone fail. Stay strong. It will be difficult, but others have done it and so can you.

I hope not.

Petunia speaks the truth again! (And she makes the right move as a bonus.)

Go Petunia! Never look back!

Reminds me of a good book I once read….. See Allie…. See Allie run….. Run Allie…. Run,Run, Run………..( with apologies to Dick, Jane, and Spot….)

Nope, she is not. And good riddance!

This one’s over….

hopefully not!

Oops, looks like I missed this one! He appears to be a man in real need of some therapy. (and so, by extension, does P.!)

Don’t hold your breath Griff.. actually, yeah, do. LOL

There must be, 50 ways to leave your lover. So just GO G.