Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 25, 2024

What is lard?

At least Nate isn’t looking for perfection.

If Nate were to draw something to clarify what he means by “hunky”, he would probably draw Handsome Squidward

He’s no magician…

Who let school picture guy be a school picture guy he doesn’t even have a stable job.

“Hunky” is crazy.

Nate’s definition of above average is a picture of himself

Would you settle for out the door?

Nate’s aiming for the chiseled face with the reflective spiky hair look, that would be such a top tier photo.

2/10

Nate is trying to smile for that one attractive girl in his English class he secretly likes.

Come on nate. in his scenario this is really hard

big Nate: destined for above averageness

Photo shop……maybe!!!!

That ship has sailed, Nate.

Settle for average and you got a deal……

Free Nate! He’s caught in a repeating time warp. And it’s not funny.

funny how everyone acknowledges its a new year, but everyone’s stuck in 6th grade

A hunky is a Slavic immigrant.

When it comes to Nate, we’re gonna need an extremely specific definition on what “hot” is.

nate…stop…plz

You cannot verbally negotiate a paper contract. Any changes also need to be in writing.

So what does SPG get out of this?

this arc sucks

You can’t possibly be serious about the “hot” thing.

Make it mellow…

Some possible outcomes:

1. As usual, his picture looks terrible, and he tries to sue School Picture Guy or the school.2. His picture looks great but then he realizes it’s not like him and tries for a retake that ends up horribly.

What is hunky?

poll: favorite ice cream flavor (president discord lost all vids so imma milk the idea)

YOOoooooo

…this calls for another bad one

Ask for “hunky”, settle for “chunky”. You’ve gotta be realistic about this. ;>)