After the bank fees, your balance is toast.
But in my day those toasters used upwards of 1500 watts. I remember one toast flying across the kitchen black with a edge still on fire.
But you have to bring your own butter.
The standard used to be 5% interest on savings accounts. Now it’s 0.01%.
I remember the days of appliance “give withs”, too. But I’m dating myself.
1980s banks had 17 percent CD rates, where average people would rent limousines for a night on the town all from Reaganomics… But now we have Biden and Harris where a family needs 500 dollars to go grocery shopping.
You get a hip hip hooray.
Better than a boring pencil with the bank name on it.
Your account balance will be toast after all the fees.
Bread toast? or champagne toast?
crumby banks!
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Mediatech 3 months ago
After the bank fees, your balance is toast.
SlackPuter 3 months ago
But in my day those toasters used upwards of 1500 watts. I remember one toast flying across the kitchen black with a edge still on fire.
Jml58 3 months ago
But you have to bring your own butter.
Indiana Guy Premium Member 3 months ago
The standard used to be 5% interest on savings accounts. Now it’s 0.01%.
baskate_2000 3 months ago
I remember the days of appliance “give withs”, too. But I’m dating myself.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 3 months ago
1980s banks had 17 percent CD rates, where average people would rent limousines for a night on the town all from Reaganomics… But now we have Biden and Harris where a family needs 500 dollars to go grocery shopping.
Snolep 3 months ago
You get a hip hip hooray.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Better than a boring pencil with the bank name on it.
Bill The Nuke 3 months ago
Your account balance will be toast after all the fees.
kathleenhicks62 3 months ago
Bread toast? or champagne toast?
Buckaroobanzai 3 months ago
crumby banks!