Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 25, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    if they weigh that much, they’re not pets – they’re livestock!

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And weighted blankets are so cumbersome in luggage.

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    how is that a good substitute… :\

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    Dobber Premium Member about 1 month ago

    They’re home thinking it’s so nice to have the whole bed without the lumps.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 month ago

    This is why I haven’t ever left my dog for one night. I need that little pressure of her warm little body against my ankles, or wherever she is when I wake up during the night. It’s comforting and routine. All my pets have slept on my bed, even when I had two beagles and three cats. When I was in the ER this summer, my dog went with me. It was the ER we visit during dog therapy, so the night staff was delighted to see her. They don’t get to see many of our therapy dogs, but some also work the day shift at times and at least half of them called my dog by her name. No one suggested she shouldn’t be there. Most stopped by to give her a few pets. I was only there 5 hours, which isn’t bad for a Friday night. I put her hospital badge on her, so she felt she was working and was very calm and content. She gave me a look, which I interpreted as, “Two weeks ago you spent 5 hours in the doggy ER with me, and I am happy to do the same for you.”

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Mark Parisi is a true dog lover!

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    MissyTiger  about 1 month ago

    Watch out for vultures, though; that one piece appears to be carry-on.

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    jongblue  about 1 month ago

    Cats that weigh 10 pounds during the day automatically add another 20 pounds when the lights go out. Suitcase is about right.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Too bad he had to leave his pets at home.

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    NaturLvr  about 1 month ago

    Dang, what kind of pets does he have??!!

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