Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2024

“And by her you mean Cobra, right? Just checking.”

I thought that lady had retired and moved somewhere warm and flat.

Eh not tells me Fabio a Wolfie guy.

A handsome werewolf. It is Halloween!

Oh My!!! a Ka-Omen!!!

Uh oh! Even a man who is pure of heart, And says his prayers at night— May become the Wolf when the wolfbane blooms—And the full moon is shining bright!

(Just ask Larry Talbot)

“I dreamt last night of the three weird sisters; / To you they have show’d some truth.”

What is strange about Cobra’s actions? Timber is two things that Cobra is especially attracted to. He’s a man. (An added bonus is that he’s considered a “hunky” man.) And, he has money.That beast the weird old lady mentioned is the one who should watch out. There are very few things that can successfully interfere with CObra’s current mission. That beast sure won’t be one.

It’s the lightning and thunder that get me!

Ka-Blam!

Are straitjackets a breed of belfry-living bats?

And is ‘Timber’ a nickname for ‘Timberwolf’?

The plot thickens. :)

Wouldn’t that actually be “flying monkey suits”? d;o)

KA-CREEPY!

Cobra vs. a werewolf. I’d almost feel sorry for the werewolf.

So Cobra Carson: Polynesian Pirate Queen has hooked up with a Lycanthrope. Grand fun for the whole family. BTW what is going on with the newly youthful Tank Tucker and his invasion of Skull Island?

Go away Witchy-Poo. Let this story end so Rip can move on to something more interesting.

What’s her size? Small, medium or extra crazy?

To you, he’ll become a beast. To Cobra, he’ll become her pet.

More so.

Devour, um, Cobra? Poor beast…